liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

Remember that video of the guy playing wiggle on the clarinet while pole dancing that’s my aesthetic right there life goals man

yes yes IPhone six very very exciting but can we please have Janis Joplin back

the-to-day-i-blog:

… I drew lovely little cockatiels doing cockatiel things (:

the-to-day-i-blog:

… I drew lovely little cockatiels doing cockatiel things (:

Someday I’m just gonna queue like a thousand abba posts with no warning so y’all will take me seriously as an abba fanblogger

Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’
Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

(via taylorswift)
boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad
aofvoid:

HIGHLY INAPROPRIATE FREEZER LANGUAGE

aofvoid:

HIGHLY INAPROPRIATE FREEZER LANGUAGE

i made a thing where you ask stuff about music
1: favourite five albums of all time
2: favourite song lyrically
3: favourite song musically
4: last gig you went to
5: the band you want to get back together most
6: a song that makes you cry
7: a song that makes you laugh
8: a lyric you have to shout
9: the song you sing most in the shower
10: favourite gig you've been to
11: a song you'd most like to do karaoke to
12: a band member you'd most like to do karaoke with
13: are you a CD/vinyl person or an MP3 download person?
14: favourite album to listen to in full
15: a song to sum up this year so far
16: most played song on your itunes
17: favourite album artwork
18: favourite song title
19: guilty pleasure song
20: favourite soundtrack